Well so here I’m with a few events where Tammy came up with dialogues worth documenting!!
I had given Guava in their tiffin box to be had in the evening. On the way back home in the rick, the interrogation begins.
Me: Mannu Tammu, Did you eat Guava today?
Mannu: Tammu has caught cold na? So don’t send Guava for her Mamma. Send only for me.
Tammu: Mamma, you heat the Guava and send for me. I will not catch cold then, hai na???
I go to pick them up from school and they see a Pizza delivery boy! Tammu says “Mamma, mujhe Pizza khana hai.” Me astonished at her having identified the thing in the boy’s hand as Pizza ask her again “What?” And she thinks I dunno what a Pizza is!!! To my further surpise, she says all this at a stretch – “Mamma! This is Pizza. Ye round hota hai. Isko kitchen mein fry karna padtha hai. Upar se cheese daalna padtha hai. Phir cook karna padtha hai. Uske baad cut karne se ye triangle ho jaata hai. Ok mamma?” I was staring at her with my jaws dropped.
Background: They had caught this habit of saying NO on my face to each and everything I would ask them to do. It would really piss me off. I mean, I wouldn’t mind it if they don’t do what I say. But I don’t want to listen to a NO from 3 year olds after all! I had freaked out BIG TIME and warned them to think 100 times before uttering the N word. Yeah I can be a Rowdy at times to bully them.
One day, MIL asks me “Seemu, did you take bath?” And I say “No”.
Bang comes Tammu’s question “Why did you say no to Didi when you told us not to say No?”
Warning- Bit mushy ahead (Blush blush)
Background: Tammy is a replica of Abbas. She even smells like him. Whenever I kiss her, I sniff her sneakily and it does feel good. She caught me sniffing her smell once and she thought it was an act performed post kissing.
One fine morning: I wake up and I planted a routine small kiss on Abbas’s cheek. Boy, I turn back and see both the kiddos awake. Maanu says “What did you do to Baba?” Me (all blushing) – “I gave your Baba a kiss”. Tammu says “Did you smell him or not?” I feel like crawling under a rock all ashamed.
These are the recent few dialogues which I’m able to recall at this moment. To be contd…